Category Archives: Women

Ten things Men know about Women.

The ten things that men definately know about women. Continue reading

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The Longest Password.

During a recent password audit at Microsoft, it was found that a blonde was using the following password…. Continue reading

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Why beer is better than a Woman

You can have more than one beer a night and not feel guilty. Continue reading

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Get a Dog

If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him and never say its not quite as good as his mothers, Then get a dog. Continue reading

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How a Man can make a Woman feel like a Woman

The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. Continue reading

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Wife’s sacrifice to her husband.

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. Continue reading

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Calculating mind of a Woman

When a man found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with Continue reading

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Menopause Jewelry

Menopause jewelry gives an indication of moods swings. Continue reading

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Why Women have two hands.

This is the reason why Women have two hands…….. Continue reading

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Scientific Facts about Women

After much research and many mens live lost and ruined in the quest for this knowledge……….. Continue reading

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Women only car park

With the high rate of risk of attack on women in secluded parking areas especially during evening hours. A company has established a Women only car park in the city center. Continue reading

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Son inlaw

I’m 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest I’ll ever get to a………. Continue reading

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Statue Affair.

A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. Continue reading

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19th Hole.

She looked down at his shoes and said: “You lying bastard! Continue reading

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Womens English.

Here’s the low down on What women really mean when they say…. Continue reading

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Real life Barbie dolls.

Comes with her own set of blended-lens fashion frames in six wild colours. Continue reading

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Showering rituals.

Look for face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone Continue reading

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Why Women are like Computers.

The 4 basic reasons why Women are like Computers being…. Continue reading

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The Rules of Relationship.

If the Female suspects the Male knows all THE RULES, she must immediately change some or all of THE RULES. Continue reading

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A Headcase

One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car. Continue reading

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Why Upgrading your Woman is like your computer.

He is only now noticing that Wife 1.0 also is spawning Child-Processes. Continue reading

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Getting more than a Tan.

Getting more than a Tan. Continue reading

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Body parts.

While there, an attractive young lady comes out of the Flat next to the mailboxes wearing a robe. Continue reading

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Getting Screwed.

A young woman was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. She went down to the docks and was about to leap into the freezing water when a young sailor saw her … Continue reading

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Which Girl Do I Marry?

A young man had seriously dated three girls… Continue reading

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