Category Archives: Women
Ten things Men know about Women.
The ten things that men definately know about women. Continue reading
The Longest Password.
During a recent password audit at Microsoft, it was found that a blonde was using the following password…. Continue reading
Why beer is better than a Woman
You can have more than one beer a night and not feel guilty. Continue reading
Get a Dog
If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him and never say its not quite as good as his mothers, Then get a dog. Continue reading
How a Man can make a Woman feel like a Woman
The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. Continue reading
Wife’s sacrifice to her husband.
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. Continue reading
Calculating mind of a Woman
When a man found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with Continue reading
Menopause Jewelry
Menopause jewelry gives an indication of moods swings. Continue reading
Why Women have two hands.
This is the reason why Women have two hands…….. Continue reading
Scientific Facts about Women
After much research and many mens live lost and ruined in the quest for this knowledge……….. Continue reading
Women only car park
With the high rate of risk of attack on women in secluded parking areas especially during evening hours. A company has established a Women only car park in the city center. Continue reading
Son inlaw
I’m 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest I’ll ever get to a………. Continue reading
Statue Affair.
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. Continue reading
19th Hole.
She looked down at his shoes and said: “You lying bastard! Continue reading
Womens English.
Here’s the low down on What women really mean when they say…. Continue reading
Real life Barbie dolls.
Comes with her own set of blended-lens fashion frames in six wild colours. Continue reading
Showering rituals.
Look for face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone Continue reading
Why Women are like Computers.
The 4 basic reasons why Women are like Computers being…. Continue reading
The Rules of Relationship.
If the Female suspects the Male knows all THE RULES, she must immediately change some or all of THE RULES. Continue reading
A Headcase
One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car. Continue reading
Why Upgrading your Woman is like your computer.
He is only now noticing that Wife 1.0 also is spawning Child-Processes. Continue reading
Body parts.
While there, an attractive young lady comes out of the Flat next to the mailboxes wearing a robe. Continue reading
Getting Screwed.
A young woman was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. She went down to the docks and was about to leap into the freezing water when a young sailor saw her … Continue reading
Which Girl Do I Marry?
A young man had seriously dated three girls… Continue reading
