Category Archives: Senior Citizens

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.
For example, the other day I went to the town and into a shop. I was only there for about 5 minutes, and when I came out there was a policeman writing out a parking ticket. Continue reading →

A resident at a retirement home kept disappearing after the evening meal and would eventually be seen after about 20 minutes or so. Continue reading →

A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him. Continue reading →

A London high flyer Solicitor went Pheasant shooting in Kent. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a retired man’s garden. Continue reading →

An old man who lived alone in the country. needed to dig his tomato garden, but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. Continue reading →

The woman apologised and explained, “We didn’t have this green thing back in my earlier days.” Continue reading →

The nice thing about being senile is you can hide your own Easter eggs and have endless fun finding them. Continue reading →

The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat. Continue reading →

A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbour and says, “Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to get started.” Her neighbour asks, “What is it supposed to be … Continue reading →

An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like a young girl for the night Continue reading →

I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing. Continue reading →

On his first day there he takes off his clothes and starts to wander around…. Continue reading →