Category Archives: Religion & Spiritual
Rejection
The Taliban is refused entry and protests to St Peter as he is a good man. Continue reading
New child behaviour technique
We found this new technique so compelling and potentially effective, we felt duty-bound to post it. Please note that we take no credit whatsoever for this positively inspired approach although exocet-silo.com hastens to add that we wholeheartedly endorse the technique. Continue reading
Leprechaun’s help
A golfer playing in Ireland hooked his drive into the woods. Looking for his ball, he found a little Leprechaun flat on his back, a big bump on his head and the golfers ball beside him. Horrified, the golfer got … Continue reading
Birth Fertility
The Father asked, “And be there any wee little ones yet?” She replied, “No, not yet, Father.” Continue reading
Best Pub Toast
He went home and told his wife, “I won the prize for the best toast of the night.” She replied “That is nice, what was your toast?” Continue reading
Just not cricket
For their entire adult lives, Arthur and Peter discussed cricket history in the winter and they pored over every box score during the test match season. Continue reading
Moses dies and goes to heaven.
God greets him at the Pearly Gates. “Are you hungry, Moses?” asks God. “I could eat,” Moses replies.
The Nun, Mary and the Pencil.
Mary was not the best student in the Catholic School and generally slept through the classes.
One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping. Continue reading
The Golfing Nun.
A Nun is sitting with her Mother Superior chatting. “I used some horrible language this week and feel absolutely terrible about it.” Continue reading
Samaritan, Samaritan
A call came in from a man who was about to pour a gallon of petrol over himself and light a match. Continue reading
Why Men Can Pee Standing Up.
God had just about done creating humans but he had two parts left over. He couldn’t decide how to split them between Adam and Eve, so he thought he might just as well ask them Continue reading
Freds last words.
At Fred’s funeral, as the pastor is finishing his sermon, he realises he’s wearing the jacket he was wearing when Fred died. Continue reading
An Afternoon in the Park.
A little boy wanted to meet God. He knew it was long trip to where God lived, so he packed his suitcase with Muffins and a bottle of lemonade Continue reading
God is no longer required
The scientist walked up to God and said, “God, we’ve decided that we no longer need you.” Continue reading
Proud Father
“I’ll make a deal with you. You bring your college grades up, study the bible a little, and get your hair cut; then we’ll talk about it.” Continue reading
Only one place in heaven today.
Unfortunately, there’s only one space left that day, so the angel must decide which of them gets in Continue reading
Heaven is performance related.
St. Peter replied, “We work on a performance scale here.” Continue reading
Its all free in Heaven.
“You never get fat and you never get sick either. This is, after all, Heaven.” Continue reading
Together in Heaven.
Looks up to the heavens, and says, “At last…they’re finally together.” Continue reading
Dam Ham.
The Bishop was surprised by his wife’s use of profanity and scowled. Continue reading
Ministers stand in.
The Minister at a certain church had to go on a mission and was out for the day , so he asked his Pastor wife to do confession and the service for him. Continue reading
Wash with holy water for entry to Heaven.
Four nuns were standing in line at the gates of heaven. Peter asks the first if she has ever sinned. “Well, once I………. Continue reading
Habit removal
Five Nuns were cleaning up in the Locked Chapel after it had been decorated, it was a very hot day and they decided to remove their robes…. Continue reading
Cycling Nuns
A number of Nuns were out cycling for the day. Continue reading
Fanny Green
The man said “Forgive me father for I have sinned…. Continue reading
