Category Archives: Kids
New child behaviour technique
We found this new technique so compelling and potentially effective, we felt duty-bound to post it. Please note that we take no credit whatsoever for this positively inspired approach although exocet-silo.com hastens to add that we wholeheartedly endorse the technique. Continue reading
Spank him!
An old country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby it was so far out, there was no electricity. Continue reading
Smart Kid
An Infant teacher, Ms. Smith, was having trouble with one of her pupils. The teacher asked, “The boy, what’s your problem?” Continue reading
Lipstick in School.
A certain private school was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick. Continue reading
Dark in here.
A woman takes her lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Continue reading
Fire Enginuity.
The Fireman looks a little closer and notices the girl has tied the wagon to her dog’s collar and to the cat’s testicles. Continue reading
To all the kids born in the 40′s, 50′s & 60′s.
First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they carried us. Continue reading
Kids on…..
A teacher asks her class, “If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?” She calls upon a boy for an answer. He replies, “None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot.” The teacher replies, “The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.” Continue reading
Assumption
A Science teacher, asks his class: “Who can tell me which part of the human body expands to 10 times its usual size when stimulated? Continue reading
Wisdom.
Tommy watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face Continue reading
