Category Archives: I.T.
Core code for M$ OS’s
display_copyright_message(); display_bill_rules_message(); do_nothing_loop(); if (first_time_installation) {make_50_gigabyte_swapfile(); Continue reading
What would have been different if Bill Gates was a Redneck.
New Shutdown wav: Y’all come back now, Yah hear? Continue reading
How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light bulb?
How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light bulb? Continue reading
Emoticons.
We all know those cute little computer symbols called “emoticons,” where: 
means a smile and 
is a frown. It is little known that there are also some “emoticons” called “Assicons, here are the most common. Continue reading
Hell of an Email.
A business man and his business wife left the snow in Canada for a vacation in Florida, unavoidably his wife was bound by a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his … Continue reading
Engineers.
People who work in the fields of science and technology are not like other people. This can be frustrating to the non-technical people who have to deal with them. The secret to coping with technology-oriented people is to understand their … Continue reading
Why the Internet Is Like a Penis.
It can be up or down. It’s more fun when it’s up, but that makes it difficult to get any real work done. In the long-distant past, its only purpose was to transmit information considered vital to the survival of the species. Continue reading
Virus Alert.
Some common Computer Viruses to look out for. CLINTON VIRUS, TITANTIC VIRUS, GARY GLITTER VIRUS, ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VIRUS. Continue reading
Winders 2000.
It has come to our attention that a few copies of the WINDOWS 2000 ARKANSAS EDITION may have accidentally been shipped outside of the state of Arkansas. If you have one of these, you may need some help understanding the commands. Continue reading
A Super Computer.
A major computer company called IBEmmy held a large exhibitionof their latest Supercomputer, all the press, computer manufacturers, and software houses attended, and all the big names were there. Continue reading
Computer Acronyms Explained.
Most Intelligent Customers Realise Our Software Only Fools Teenagers Continue reading
Shoot yourself in the foot.
You shoot yourself in each toe, iteratively, until you run out of toes, then you read in the next foot and repeat. Continue reading
10 reasons why your computer may be Possessed!
Instead of flying appliances, your screen saver shows horned demons torturing your immediate family. Continue reading
No Smoke without Micro$oft.
Just add the line LOAD NOSMOKE.COM at the end of the CONFIG.SYS. Continue reading
Alimentary Connections
Fearing the worst given the rough clientel, the Barman goes into the men’s room. Continue reading
