Category Archives: Health
The Four Hour Problem
A man walked into a Pharmacy and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. The lady behind the counter said that she was the only pharmacist and as she and her sister owned the Pharmacy. Continue reading
Blind Mans Stick
“Why don’t you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me crazy.” Continue reading
Spank him!
An old country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby it was so far out, there was no electricity. Continue reading
The Hunting Accident.
A guy was hunting when a gust of wind blew the gun fell over & discharged. Continue reading
Pitfalls of too much Alcohol
Patrick had been drinking heavily at his local Dublin pub all day and most of the night.
Mick, the barman, says, “You’ll not be drinking any more tonight, Patrick”. Continue reading
Protected: Leprosy sufferer at a cricket match.
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Aids Warning
Senior citizens are the worlds leading carrier of AIDS and HIV. We can reveal exclusivley the facts. Continue reading
Sperm Donation
They decided to earn some money by supplying sperm to a donor bank. Continue reading
Making babies.
“Oh, no need to explain,” the woman cut in, embarrassed, “I’ve been expecting you.” Continue reading
DEATHS PLAGUE SOUTH AFRICAN HOSPITAL.
For several months, our nurses have been baffled to find a dead patient in the same bed every Friday morning. Continue reading
Hell of an Email.
A business man and his business wife left the snow in Canada for a vacation in Florida, unavoidably his wife was bound by a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his … Continue reading
Eye Examination Chart
By increasing distance until readable determins level of eysight. Continue reading
Protected: Splinter removal
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Ready for Release
the Senior Psychiatrist reviewed the rescuer’s file and called him into his office. Continue reading
Answering Machine at a Mental Hospital.
“Hello, and welcome to the mental health hot-line, please select an option from the following choices” Continue reading
Medicine name changes.
In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Continue reading
Surgical Decision
The doctor comes in and says “Ah, I see you’ve regained consciousness. Now you probably won’t remember but you were in a pile-up on the motorway. Continue reading
Seen for the first time.
The doctor is baffled, as she describes the situation, but he assures her he’ll be over shortly to examine everything. Continue reading
