Category Archives: General
Just not cricket
For their entire adult lives, Arthur and Peter discussed cricket history in the winter and they pored over every box score during the test match season. Continue reading
Sense of Freshness at the Supermarket.
Due to the economic climate companies have had to get that “extra” to improve the sales and exposure to the buying public. One such food chain decided to introduce the ambience that is associated with foodstuffs.
Airport Calandar Girl
We proudly present to you, airport pinup calendar girl. Continue reading
Campfire caper.
“I wrestled a grizzly with my bear hands and made it cry. “ Continue reading
How the fight started.
When the wife came in, she was feeling very amorous. Continue reading
Yoko in I’m a Celebrity get me out of here!
It was reported that Yoko Ono is going to take part in I’m a celebrity get me out of here Continue reading
A great Pub!
The Irishman says, “this is a nice Pub, but where I come from, back in Dublin, there’s a better one.” Continue reading
A Special Recipe
Sample the whisky to check for quality. Take a large bowl. Check the whisky again. Continue reading
If restaurants functioned like Micro$oft
If restaurants functioned like Microsoft. Continue reading
Quick Thinking
I was invited out for a night out with “the lads”, I told my wife that I would be home by midnight. Continue reading
Why? What?
Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes? How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
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A Summary of Problems found by the serious drinker
Problems found by the serious drinker, You wake up and find your bed hard cold and wet. You cannot see your bedroom walls or ceiling. Continue reading
You’re a Sad GIT If…..
You’re a Sad GIT If. If your spouse sends you an e-mail instead of calling you to dinner. Continue reading
Signs your webmaster is in a cult.
Signs your webmaster is in a cult. Continue reading
Star Wars script lines with a Sexual connotation.
Star Wars Get in there you big furry oaf, I don’t care what you smell! Luke, at that speed do you think you’ll be able to pull out in time? Put that thing away before you get us all killed. … Continue reading
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Millenium bug killer.
The cost effective way to prevent Millenium bug problems. Continue reading
