Category Archives: Animals
Vet’s waiting room.
Three dogs, a Black Labrador, Golden Retriever and a Great Dane. Were sitting in the waiting room at the vet’s when they struck up a conversation. The Black Labrador turned to the Retriever and said, “So why are you here?” The Retriever replied, “I’m a pisser. I piss on everything. Continue reading
Definition of a Cat and a Dog
Cat’s do what they want and Dog’s spend all day sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture Continue reading
Hot Gorilla
The head keeper said that a female gorilla is on heat and we need…….. Continue reading
Micky, Minnie and Donald.
Donald and Minnie booked into a motel while Mickey was away on business. Continue reading
How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many Dogs or Cats, to screw in a lightbulb. Continue reading
Why Cats are like Humans
Like Humans, Lions go through the same 3 Basic stages of a Relationship with a Female. Continue reading
The most dangerous snake in the world
Expectera Trouserius snake is a Highly venomous animal. Continue reading
Dog and Cat Diaries
Sleeping on the bed, My favourite thing. walking in the park, my favourite thing. Continue reading
Mad Cows disease test.
A Guide to help you ensure you are choosing the best healthy cow. Continue reading
Monkey Business.
A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past and looks up and says to the monkey “Hey! What are you doing?” Continue reading
How to give Cats & Dogs, a Pill.
Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Continue reading
Kermit’s Loan
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller and wants to borrow… Continue reading
